Elizabeth Groves Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, fun fact—did ya know back in ancient Rome, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde or wear wigs to stand out? Wild, right? This chick I’m eyein’, she’s rockin’ red tips, and I’m like, “Yas, modern queen shit!” We chat, and she’s droppin’ stories—says she once had a client who paid her in rare coins, swear to God. I’m laughin’, “What, you a pirate now?” She’s got humor, too—sassy as me, and I’m here for it.

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Now, don't get me started on the Riverwalk along Dee River. It’s all cobbled along the riverbanks with these old bridges, and man, they've got history. I swear, some nights I see lights dancing on the water like spirits from that movie – "The Act of Killing" style, real trippy. It makes me mad sometimes cause I wonder, “Why's this so damn beautiful?!”

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