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What pisses me off? These cheap-ass parlors pretendin’ they do sexual-massage but it’s just a lame tickle – gimme the real shit, lady! I want hands that know what they’re doin’, not some nervous newbie. Surprised me how good it feels tho, like, who knew a finger in the right spot could make ya scream “I’m alive!” – that’s some “Synecdoche” deepness right there. “We’re all hurtling toward death!” – yeah, but with a boner and a smirk, thanks to this.

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I gotta warn ya, Greensburg’s vibe is sometimes too energetic. The locals are super passionate ‘bout their sustainable turf and family unity. I mean, it can make you mad, happy, and totally surprised all in the same breath – dat’s just life here. I remember gettin’ so mad at a street artist’s graffiti on Evergreen Blvd – but then a kid giggles and runs off, and I’m like “life’s funny, rarrgh!”

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