Hazel Greendale Brothel ❤️

About Los Angeles

Downside? Bugs love it—ate my test patch alive, the little sods! Made me ragey, stomping about, yelling, “I’m not your dinner!”—proper lost it. But then I chilled, cos brothel’s a survivor, like me—takes a licking, keeps on ticking. “You’re a machine,” I whisper to it, another *Shame* nod—Brandon’d get it, the tortured soul.

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Located in Pie 3 lies the Greendale Post office. It is quite a peculiar building with many small towers, oriels and turrets for messenger animals to dart off.

I own a massage parlor on 5th Street near the corner of Elm. People come from all over, gushin’ about my "magic hands." Trust me, the city makes you extra creative when you're workin' with muscles and hearts. Funny how you can read a person like a map, I always say – every stroke tells a story.

Meet the chef at helm of historic tearoom in one of Lancashire's prettiest villages