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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

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Barton Creek Greenbelt. Stats; Photos 2; Videos; Weather; Comments; Latest Ascents Dirty Rotten Whore, b. Champagne n' Reefer, a. Super Yummy, c.

I got a soft spot for the artsy spots – check out the local mural on 7th Street. It’s as bold as my opinions and as blue as … well, as “blue is the warmest color.” And shoot, me bein’ a dating app wiz means I’m always observin’ how folks light up these streets. The way people sit on benches chattin’, laughin’, sometimes I get hit with a wave of joy like a hit of whoop-de-doo. It’s pure life, sugar—raw, real, and sometimes downright crazy.

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