Addison Greenbelt Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore’ at The Rude Mechanicals at Greenbelt Arts Center by Amanda Gunther

Sometimes I be in a hurry, runnin’ through the neighborhoods like “Ahhh! Not again!” Typos in texts? Heck, I got ‘em all – sumthin’ like “luvly” texts to potential matches, ya dig? Here, people are friendly and a bit quirky – real down-home folks who talk yer ear off, for sure.

Wheat Ridge secures $52K grant for Greenbelt restoration