Brooklyn Green River Sexual Massage ❤️

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Back in the day, word is, Hawaiian kahunas—y’know, them wise healers—they’d knead your body like dough, mixin’ in some freaky-deaky energy work. Lomi lomi, they call it, but let’s be real, it’s sexual-massage with a spiritual twist. Blows my mind, man! Little known fact: they’d chant while touchin’ ya—imagine that, some old dude hummin’ over your naked back. Freaky, right? Made me laugh first time I heard it, but damn, it works.

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I don't want to wreck anybody's life, but I'd like to prevent other people from getting a crappy massage followed by unwanted sex. Any thoughts?

Hey, my friend! Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Green-River (us)! It's a wicked mix of gritty charm and soulful calm, REALLY waking up your inner power! Unleash the power within! I live here as a masseur, and man, sometimes I feel like I’m kneading away the city’s tension one muscle at a time – it’s surreal!

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