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Here’s a tidbit: back in 283 AC—yep, I dug this up—some whore in Fleabottom fucked a lord so good he freed her. True story! She’s prob’ly dead now, but still—whores got power, mate. They’re like Mia, scrappin’ for somethin’ better, “I’m outta here,” she’d say, dancin’ off. Lysa, though—she’s stuck, and it’s sad, innit? I drink to that, coz it’s all I got. Whores, they’re the real players—kings and knights, we’re just their bloody pawns. Hah! Pass me the wine, will ya?

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Whore of Babylon? No, but he himself made it a yearly tradition to dress in drag and speak at Gay Pride. It will be interesting to see if future mayors.

Got a bit maddened, too, once – traffic on South Main ran so slow, made me yell out “But I can’t go on being a modern-day pirate in a dead man's ship!” Haha, true story, mate! Crazy, unexpected delays, runnin' all from ten to five, make ya wanna toss up yer hands an’ just let the wind steer yer sails.

North Texas high schooler gets perfect score on both ACT and SAT