Esme Granger Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Now, here’s the tea: she takes him ‘round back, and I’m like, “Oh, Lawd, he’s done!” Prostitutes be slick, y’all—did ya know some o’ ‘em in New Orleans used to sing coded songs to signal they was workin’? True story! Joe don’t know that, he’s too busy pantin’. Next thing, he comes runnin’ back, wallet gone, pants half down, yellin’, “Madea, help me!” I’m like, “Naw, fool, you wanted to find a prostitute, you found her—and she found your dumb ass too!” Halleluyer! I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also hot as a skillet—why these men so stupid?

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"It seems Miss Granger that no error has been made. According to the documentation, you are related to two Pureblood families on record.

The heart of the town is the weirdly awesome Centennial Park. I often jog there and, uh, mumble to myself like “give me a break, man, this is life!” (almost famous vibes right there, baby!). The trees, the grass, the lil' ducks on the pond—so dang chill.

Retiring U.S. Rep. Kay Granger discloses “health challenges” after congressional absences