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Hmm, sexual-massage, you ask? Wise, I am, like Yoda—fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, yes? This stuff, it’s tricky, my friend! I dive deep, thinkin’ about it—like WALL-E diggin’ through trash, lookin’ for somethin’ precious. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ and tuggin’, nah, it’s old as dirt—ancient Egypt had it, hieroglyphs showin’ priests gettin’ freaky with oils. Surprised me, that did! Thought it was all pyramids and mummies, but nope—happy endings back then too!

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So first off, there's this street called Lover's Lane. Yup, lovey-dovey vibes everywhere, and you'll see couples whisperin’ secrets like, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" as we're all just laughin' about how zany life is. It reminds me so much of that movie, Moulin Rouge! (Baz Luhrmann, 2001) – like, “The greatest show on Earth!” all over again. Ain't it magical?

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