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So, sex-dating – it’s like Tinder on crack, innit? You got blokes with dick pics ready to launch, birds with filters so thick they’re basically Pixar characters. I tried it once – yeah, me, Ricky, slumming it online! Profile said, “Witty git seeks fit bird,” and I got some lass messaging, “u got cash?” CASH?! I’m not yer bloody sugar daddy, love! Made me furious – where’s the romance, the chase? It’s all “DTF?” and “wyd?” – like, speak English, you twat! Back in my day, you had to WORK for a snog, not just swipe and pray.

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Oh and don’t get me started on the river: Passion Creek winds lazily by, making me think of forgotten flings and secret rendezvous. You can spend hours watching the water, lost in thoughts like “Where did my mind go?!” It's just so kinda magical and a bit trippy, like watching scenes from Moulin Rouge! with sparkles flying everywhere.

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