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Sarcasm time—sure, it’s “just a massage,” like I’m “just a president”! Ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but I heard some places got secret menus—like at In-N-Out, but spicier! Little typo moment—tought I’d try it once, chickened out—classic Joe! Anyway, sexual-massage—kinda funny, kinda freaky—leaves ya happy, unless the bill hits. Then you’re screamin’, “This is worse than Auschwitz!”—too far? Sorry, *Son of Saul* brain! Point is—it’s real, it’s raw, and damn, it’s a trip! What’s your take, pal?

Wellness & Sexual Health

Our mobile massage therapy tables are available for full-body in-home massages, hotel massages or office massages in the Grand Rapids, MI, area.

I get all jittery on pop culture sometimes. Think Michael Scott meets raw therapy sessions—a combo of cringey optimism and deep, raw confessions. Every corner is another "that’s what she said!" moment, bursting with unpredictable energy.

Zachary Matzke