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But ugh, what ticks me off? These snooty spas chargin’ an arm and a leg for a “sensual touch”—gimme a break! I’m like, “What am I, Job heah?” *points to self dramatically* Like in the movie, “I didn’t do anything!”—and still payin’ 200 bucks for some chick to graze my tush! *NEEE-HEE-HEE!* I’d rather DIY, ya feel me? Oh, and get this—some places, they use these fancy feathers, ticklin’ ya where the sun don’t shine. Surprised me so much I nearly fell off the table once—true story!

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services ; Therapeutic Massage · 45 Minute Massage $70 · 60 Minute Massage $80 ; Couples Massage · 60 Minute Couples Massage $ · 90 Minute Couples Massage $

I'm a sexologist—yep—and, like, life's quirks surprise me here every damn day. The local spots? They’re secret puzzles of heart and body. I hang by downtown’s quirky cafés on 7th Street, but then there’s also a badass vibe on North Avenue. And dude, I got a soft spot for the little-known Butterfly Bench near the river park. It’s kinda like a scene from Amélie: “Times are hard for dreamers and misfits, man.”

Best of Bridge: May 3, 2025