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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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Oh man, I’m all over the place, sorry. So many little gems. I get hyped at the sight of the Colorado River, especially near Riverfront Park. It’s the perfect spot to get lost in your thoughts or a secret tryst. Way cool, right? And sometimes, I wander downtown at night. Lights, shadows, and unexpected smiles. It’s exactly what life was meant to be—mysterious and raw.

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