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So, I’m thinkin’, sex escort’s gotta be crazy fun but also, like, super weird? Imagine me, Patrick Star, sittin’ there goin’, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while some dude’s payin’ for a date! Haha, I’d be all, “Duuuude, why not just get a sandwich?” But nah, these escorts, they’re pros—makin’ bank, dressin’ slick, prolly got secret codes or somethin’. Did ya know, back in old Rome, they had escorts too? Called ‘em “hetaerae”—fancy gals who’d party with rich dudes. Bet they didn’t take starfish bucks, tho!

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I remember runnin’ my first relaxation session in Sidewalk Park. I was so stoooooked! People laid back on their towels; the wind hummed softly, whispering “Talk to her, talk to her,” echoing through the trees, yea, yea! I felt like Smeagol with his precious, we swears! It was so surreal, like the whole town was my therapy and my home.

Grand Island woman honored, awarded during Inspire luncheon