Julia Grand Haven Sex Dating ❤️

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Exaggeratin’ for fun—sex-dating’s a freakin’ warzone! Bombs of ghostin’, shrapnel of bad sex. Met a gal once, swore she’s “open-minded.” Freaked at my cane—bitch, it’s a prop! Made me laugh, cry, then laugh again. Personal quirk? I sign dirty words mid-date. Shocks ‘em every time—priceless. Sex-dating’s chaos, but I’m still in it. Why? Beats clinic duty, barely. “Protect the weak,” *Moolaadé* vibes—nobody’s weak here, just horny liars. Everybody lies, mate—deal with it.

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So, here's the skinny: Main St. bustles with life. Folks wander around, smilin’, talkin’ loud. "Fool me once…er, fool me twice, shame on me!" as that ol' saying goes – oh man, it always cracks me up like in that flick Carlos, y'know? I got mad memories from my early days. I remember foamin' by Muskegon Ave when a really wacky client asked if I could "massage his doubts away". I nearly spit out my coffee, I did!

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