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So, sex-dating’s like, hookin’ up fast, no strings, just vibes. I’m talkin’ apps, chats, steamy pics—bam! Met this one dude online once, said he’s a “sea prince,” turned out he’s just a jellyfish with a selfie stick! Made me laugh so hard I snorted pineapple juice! But real talk, it’s tricky waters, mateys. Ya gotta watch for catfish—ugh, hate ‘em! One time, this chick said she’s a mermaid, but nah, just a barnacle with filters. Pissed me off, like, “I’m not here to play Goofy Goober hide’n’seek!”

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So, here's the skinny: Main St. bustles with life. Folks wander around, smilin’, talkin’ loud. "Fool me once…er, fool me twice, shame on me!" as that ol' saying goes – oh man, it always cracks me up like in that flick Carlos, y'know? I got mad memories from my early days. I remember foamin' by Muskegon Ave when a really wacky client asked if I could "massage his doubts away". I nearly spit out my coffee, I did!

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