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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? Sex-dating’s a wild mess, mate! Like, I’m chattin’ up this droid—er, chick—on an app, and boom, she’s all “meet me now, big boy.” Reminds me of *There Will Be Blood*, ya know? “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s the vibe. These apps, man, they’re predatory! Swipin’ left, right, it’s a bloody oil rush out there. Did ya know, back in ‘08, some geezer made a sex-dating bot? Catfished horny sods for YEARS—hilarious, but twisted!

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I’m not perfect, my friend, so lemme drop some real talk. Grand-Forks can be maddening. Traffic jam on Broadway? Righteously annoying. But then the sunsets over the Red River – dang, each one is as beautiful as a scene from a film. And sometimes, I get angry, like I just wanna hit something, but then I remember my job: giving relief. So that anger turns into passion, savin' folks from stress, one knead at a time.

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