Emily Goleta Brothel ❤️

About San Antonio

Hey pal, so brothel—yeah, the cow! I’m a vet, right, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” and I’m picturing this heifer struttin’ like she’s Leonardo DiCaprio in *Wolf of Wall Street*. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” she moos, hoof on a table, udder swingin’ wild. Brothel’s this chunky Angus babe, got attitude bigger than her ass—shockin’ for a farm gal! Saw her last week, munchin’ hay like it’s quaaludes, chompin’ so loud I’m like, “Sweetie, chill, it’s not a Wall Street bonus!”

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Ohhhh, and the parks – Wow, so many chill green spots to get lost in. The Estero Bluffs State Park is a gem. Rocky paths, green vistas, and those sweeping ocean views that make you think: “what’s it all mean, man?” Perfect for a sanity check or maybe writing down some existential scribbles. Some days, I take random long walks there – thinking about the scene “the wonder of it all” and how nature’s moves are both wild and soft at the same time.

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