Vanessa Globe Sexual Massage ❤️

About New York City

So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, right? Not quite a shag, not just a back rub. Hands sliding everywhere, you’re thinking, “Is this legal, mate?” Little known fact: back in Thailand, they’ve been at this for centuries – called “happy endings” since some monk got frisky in the 1600s. True story! Well, probly. Made me happy as a pig in shit first time I tried it – slippery, sexy chaos. But then, last week, this bird with hands like sandpaper starts grinding me like I’m a bloody cheese grater. I’m fuming! “Call that a massage, you twat? I’ve had better from my nan!”

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The Fukuoku Massage Glove has vibrators sewn in at the tip of each finger creating approximately 45, vibrations per minute at full speed. As is is waterproof.

I gotta mention, though – not everythin's peachy. Some roads, like that dang Rocky Road near the outskirts, can make me so mad when a pothole practically eats up my shoes! And the traffic near the big junction on Liberty Boulevard, oh lord, my blood boils every time I think about it. But honey, that’s all part of this wild ride we call Globe (us).

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