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I got mad one time, tho—some fool tried chargin’ me $200 for a “sexual-massage” that was just a weak backrub. Bruh, I was heated! I’m like, “Where’s the passion, fam? Where’s the soul?” Shoulda been floatin’ like Jen Yu leapin’ off cliffs, but nah, I felt robbed. Then this chick in Miami—oh man, she flipped the script! Hands so smooth, I’m thinkin’, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Had me smilin’ like a kid with candy, swear to God. Surprised the hell outta me—didn’t expect no massage to hit like a blunt and a half.

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Now, lemme share a personal tidbit, hehe… as a sexologist, I love how PGlenwood’s urban pulse mirrors its intimate pulse. You can almost feel the unspoken desires in every quirky corner. Once, I nearly got mad – truth be told – 'cause a couple kept rehearsing their steamy dialogue on the Whitman Bridge (that's over the glimmering Creek River, btw) like, non-stop passion. I was like, "D'oh! Seriously? Get a room, ya know!" But, y’know, it made me chuckle later.

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