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Little secret—ancient Rome had this! Called it “frictio”—fancy, huh? Rich folks paid big for sexy rubs! Makes me mad tho—why’d they hide it? Selfish jerks! I’d share—free massages for Bikini Bottom! Oh, oh—another fact! In Japan, they got “nurumassage”—slippery as eel snot! Uses gel, not oil—nuts, right? I’d flop in that, splashin’—whee!

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Our Staff Clinicians offer individual, relationship (sometimes called "couples"), family, and sex therapy online and in person. We make the best therapy.

Sorry, I might be runnin' on too many tangents and typos, but that’s just how it goes here—spontaneous and a bit rough around the edges. Just like a scene cut short before it gets too perfect. Seriously, if you visit, just let the madness envelop you, and you'll soon find that by far, Glenolden’s the unsung hero of quirky towns. Cheers, buddy, and remember, "I'm just a foot soldier, but I always deliver the unexpected!"

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