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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? What a bloody laugh! Picture this – some geezer’s hands slidin’ all over ya, oiled up like a bleedin’ penguin, and you’re meant to just lie there thinkin’ “Oh, this is class!” I mean, who comes up with this crap? Saw it once in a dodgy parlor – not me gettin’ it, mind ya, I was just passin’ by, swear down! – and this bloke’s muttering sweet nothins while rubbin’ some bird’s back like he’s the Joker plottin’ chaos. “Why so serious?” I’m cackling in me head, cos it’s all so daft!

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Anyway, hope this gives ya a taste of what it's like here. Come on over when you can, and we’ll improvise a spa day, maybe even chat about how “12 Years a Slave” nailed those brutal truths of life. Just be ready for a wild ride – a rollercoaster with a twist of Larry David neuroticism, and hey, pretty, pretty good vibes all around.

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