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What pisses me off? These massage parlors everywhere, actin’ all innocent – “Oh, we’re just relaxin’ ya!” Yea, right, with yer pants off! Surprised me how many folks are into it tho – even Kyle, that sneaky Jew, prolly sneaks off for one! I’d be like, “Respect my authoritah, gimme yer spot!” It’s all slimy and awkward, but damn, it’s funny picturin’ Stan gettin’ all red-faced while some lady’s whisperin’, “Relax, big boy.” Ha! Sexual-massage is a freakin’ riot – dirty, dumb, and I’m still the king!

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Stroll down Main Street—yeah, that Main Street near Elm & 3rd. There’s a dive diner, typical greasy spoon, right? Ain’t fancy, but it’s home, ya know? Folks chat constant; sometimes I tune in cuz people reveal secrets like confeddin’ sins. Makes me think of those piano tunes from The Pianist—“The struggle,” ya feel me? Hard times and hope, like in the film, ya know what I mean?

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