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Dahling, listen up, it’s me, Edna Mode – “No capes!” I’m here slingin’ the real tea bout erotic-massage, oof, what a trip! So, like, I’m obssessed with "Inherent Vice," that flick’s got vibes, right? Picture this: Doc Sportello, all hazy, stumblin’ into some steamy massage joint. “What’s buzzin’, cousin?” he’d say, prolly, while I’m over here judgin’ the scene. Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s a whole mood – sensual, slow, gets ya tinglin’ in places ya didn’t know existed!

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Alright, buckle in, friend. Gilford (us) is wild, quirky, and kinda gritty—like a surprise party where nothing is what it seems. Let me break it down: Main Street is your basic hustlin’ hub with coffee spots, a shady used-book store (hey, I dig its vibe), and that one bar on Waterfront Rd that’s more notorious than a scandal on reality TV. I swear, I can see Russia from my house! And, yeah, I know, it’s absurd but true, sorta like a bad scene from The Act of Killing, where reality itself is an act.

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