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Little fact for ya—did ya know sex-dating apps started way back, like, early 2000s? Grindr, 2009, kicked it off proper—blokes finding blokes, genius! Makes me happy, that—love a success story. I’m all about inclusivity, me—equal opps shagger. But some profiles, Christ, dodgy as a tax dodge! Lads with fish pics—why, mate? “The first bomb’s the hardest”—that’s from *Hurt Locker*, and it’s bang on. First date’s pure terror—sweaty palms, dodgy chat. This one geezer, yeah, catfished me—rocked up, 20 stone heavier! Nearly choked on me pint, I did.

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Now, gotta spill some shots about my massage parlor. Running a biz in Germantown's heart, I've noticed the city's secret pulse. I'm not kidding: sometimes when I give a deep tissue, I swear I can feel the heartbeat of the streets. You know? When folks come in stressed, they leave with a story. One time, this regular—Jimmie—was so wired from the Stress of life, but a 40-minute massage and a soft tune later, he was practically a new man. The moment was pure magic. I remember thinking, "I am alive," just like in WALL-E when he finds new wonder.

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