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Oh, and get this—brothels sometimes had secret tunnels! Like, in old England, some connected to churches—CHURCHES! Hypocrisy much? I’m, like, dying laughing, picturing a priest popping out, all, “War’s over when I say it’s over!” Total “Hurt Locker” energy, but with a holy twist. Makes me wonder, tho—what’s the tea on those tunnels now? Probs crumbling, ew.

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Now, let’s talk about the neighborhoods—there’s uptown, downtown, and all those crisscrossing bits in between. In the quaint old quarter, cobblestone paths are lined with faded murals and cheeky graffiti proclaiming "Adventure is out there!" How splendidly reminiscent of WALL-E’s rallying cry, eh?

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