Lila Garrett Whore ❤️

About New York City

Here’s a wild tidbit—did ya know whores in old Rome had to dye their hair blonde? True story! Stand out from the “proper” ladies, they said. Freakin’ nuts, right? Imagine her now, blonde streaks, smirkin’ at the system. I’m like, “You go, girl!” She’s fightin’ the man in her own way. Reminds me of that *Tree of Life* bit—“The only way to be happy is to love.” She’s out there lovin’ life, even if it’s rough.

The Old Gray Whore

And hey, sometimes I laugh at how things feel like a Pixar montage – you weed out all the angst and just embrace the moment like a true Bugs Bunny moment, "Eh, what’s up, doc?" Even when life’s throwing curveballs on Elm St., you just gotta laugh, man.

Douglas “Doug” Garrett Obituary February 16, 2025