Aria Garner Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Once, right, saw her dodge a copper—smooth as silk, ducked into an alley, gone! Proper shocked me, yesss—thought she’d be nabbed for sure. “Ain’t no way to make sense of it,” I says to meself, sippin’ me cold brew. She’s a ghost, a legend—whore with a capital W, mate. Bet she’s got stories, dark ones, like bodies stashed somewhere. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, heh, but wouldn’t put it past her!

1. Elizabeth Taylor

Err, oh, and typos galore – like, ugh, must be 16 in a hurry, right? Hahaha, idk, might be less, but hey, it's true life. Garner is messy, quirky, and a bit like a misunderstood character in Moonrise Kingdom, always yearning for a big adventure, my precious! So come visit, check out Fancy Brew Café on Bitterroot Road (oh, you must try their scones – yum, delicious!), and let yourself be enchanted by our odd little slice of heaven.

Beige! Black! Burgundy! Green! How Many More Colors of These Seavees Sneakers Can Jennifer Garner Sport?