Elise Garland Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

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The neighborhoods? Man, they’re the soul of Garland. There's Eastside, where the energy flows like wild rap verses. I once got so hyped, rushed through 3rd and Maple, struck up a chat with a local who dropped the craziest old-school tales that made me laugh till my sides hurt. And then there's West End, quiet but deep, like, real introspective. It’s where I had one of my biggest "aha" moments in life – I was strolling near Birch Ln, thinking, "I am dream," that wild human vibe from Mulholland Drive.

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