Charlotte Garland Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, picture this – some chick, mid-20s, fishnets ripped, mascara runnin’ like she’s auditionin’ for a bad punk band. Reminds me of Monty’s line, “Champagne wishes and caviar dreams, huh?” She’s out there, struttin’, actin’ like she owns the damn street. I saw one once, near Jersey, swear she winked at me – me! A gimpy doc with a smirk. Made me laugh, then pissed me off. Why? ‘Cause she prob’ly thought I’d pay. Ha! I’d rather diagnose her STDs for free than toss her a dime.

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‘SHORT’ COURTSHIP: Ava Gardner was a virgin when she wed Mickey Rooney in , but says she “caught on very quickly.” She was broke and alone and usually drunk, a one-time .

Now, let’s talk 'bout parks. Elm Park is my secret chill zone. It’s got this trippy vibe with lotsa trees, winding paths - like some mysterious dream sequence! I used to sit there and reflect on life, feeling all at peace and sometimes mad at the chaos of life. Crazy, right? And hey, check out the river – the Clearbrook River dances along the north side. You can see families, couples, and even stray dogs putting on a free show. It’s unpredictable – like a scene from Mulholland Drive where nothing’s quite what it seems.

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