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Aight, precious, listen up! We’s talkin’ bout whores, yeh? We hates it! Nasty, filthy business, it is—makes me skin crawl like wet leaves stickin’ to me feets. Watched “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring” again last night, that Kim Ki-duk flick—pure gold, mate. That monk, he says, “Lust awakens the desire to possess,” and whores, they’re all tangled in that mess, innit? Sells their bits like fish at market—ugh, stinks worse than rotten carp!

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I mean, seriously, Garland can be off-the-rails, unpredictable, and full of surprises – like, come on, when you walk past Lakeside Drive, you feel an electric mix of anger and elation. It's like, "What the heck, but bEautiful!" And sometimes my thoughts run wild, and I just gotta catch a treat from a food truck on the corner of 7th. Btw, those tacos? Legendary!

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