Jade Garland Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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So, sexual-massage—ain’t just some rubdown, nah. It’s sensual, it’s intimate, hands slidin’ over skin, oils slicker than a Wall Street fat cat! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s art—like a melody you feel in yer bones. I got happy as hell tryin’ it once—felt like I was floatin’, like Llewyn singin’ “Hang me, oh hang me” but, y’know, in a good way! Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got this stuff—called “tantric touch”—to “balance their chi.” Bullshit? Maybe, but it worked for ‘em!

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I mean, seriously, Garland can be off-the-rails, unpredictable, and full of surprises – like, come on, when you walk past Lakeside Drive, you feel an electric mix of anger and elation. It's like, "What the heck, but bEautiful!" And sometimes my thoughts run wild, and I just gotta catch a treat from a food truck on the corner of 7th. Btw, those tacos? Legendary!

Garland mayor will be decided in a runoff