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Okay, but real talk—drove me nuts when the AC broke last summer. Sweatin’ like a pig, yellin’ at it, “C’mon, Escort, don’t do me dirty!” Surprised me how mad I got—then laughed, ‘cause it’s so dumb! Who fights a car? Me, that’s who! That’s what she said! Hahaha! Oh, and get this—fun fact: Escort was Ford’s first big global hit, sold millions—like, who knew this lil’ guy was such a stud? Not me, till I Googled it!

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