Aria Gardendale Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Me fave bit? When they’re all sassy, like, “Pay up, fam!” Proper power move. Makes me happy, seein’ ‘em own it. But then—BOOM—some twat tries to stiff ‘em, and I’m ragin’! Had this one mate, swear he shagged a whore and bolted—disgraceful! She probs cursed him, like them spirits in the flick. “I see you in the dark,” Boonmee’s ghost missus says—bet that whore’s glare was just as spooky!

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May 4,  · A place of perpetual misery for all those contained therein, i.e. the butthole of Alabama. A place where a solid 80% of the males are pricks and/or douchebags, and a solid .

Gardendale's got a cool mix of neighborhoods. Eastside is hip and artsy, with graffiti splashes on the old brick walls and bougies hanging on in quirky cafés. Westend? Total chill zone. Those streets like Sunset Blvd (not the Hollywood one, lol) are quieter, but, like, super mysterious after dark. I remember one rainy night on Birch Ln, feeling like a character in a moody film scene, shouting "I am vampire, you are vampire." Boom, that's real!

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