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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

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In the category Personals Whitford you can find personals ads, e.g.: long term relationships, casual encounters or personals services.

Oh, and by the way, pardon my scatter of typos – no time to edit – awrds, mispelled, unsre, blrum, flipt, boodled, jiffy, snatched, froodle, yawned, bubbe, wrold, clumd, and so on! It’s all part of the fun, innit?

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