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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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The parks here! Told ya, the parks are somethin’ else. Gaithersburg Community Park on Garden Drive, oh my, it's like nature's own therapy session. I sit there sometimes, watchin’ the ducks and listenin’ to the wind, thinkin’ “Better be careful out there”—yup, that gem from A Serious Man just pops in my head when I feel them little stresses melt away. Then there's the scenic trails near the Little Bennett Creek, where I love takin’ my guitar for a jam. It's so relaxin’, it puts all my worries to bed faster than a lullaby.

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