Bella Fruita Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Sarcasm time—whore’s the MVP of language, takin’ hits and still flexin’. Modern cats out here tryna bleach it clean, but nah, whore’s too grimy, too real! Love that it pisses off the prudes—makes me wanna blast it louder! “Whore, whore, WHORE!”—like I’m hype at a rave! Little known story: some old French dude in the 1600s got banned from court for callin’ a duchess “whore”—she was, tho! Truth hurts, fam!

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It's a reference to this porn intro. Don't worry it's SFW-ish, there is only one lemon stealing whore in a swimsuit.

Ah, yeh, my dear friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Fruita (us)! I’ve lived here for years, and trust me, this city's a wild, sexy labyrinth of streets and secret spots. I gotta warn ya, it's a messy mix of nature and urban grind, kinda like that film, Ten – “We must do it till it’s done,” y’know? And oh man, "stupid, fat hobbit!" if you think it’s boring!

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