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Me, I’m neurotic, right? I’d be yellin’, “Too close! Too slimy!” Like in “Fish Tank,” when Mia’s all, “You’re too old for this!” Sexual-massage gets me there—awkward, intense, kinda hot, kinda wrong. I’d probly spill oil everywhere, slip, sue myself! Happened to my buddy once—massage guy got too frisky, he’s screamin’, “I’m not a trout!” Hilarious! But real talk, it’s about trust—fish don’t trust nets, y’know?

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Now, lemme tell you 'bout Washington Park – it's cool, man – green, messy, and alive. I sometimes sit on a bench by the oak tree (what a sappy tree!) and just watch the world spin. Sometimes, when I see the river – the lovely Rappahannock’s little twist through the outskirts – I’m reminded of “The Headless Woman” vibes. Yeah, that movie's lines echo in my head; there's that one moment like, “I felt like a headless wonder, why so worried?” That’s life here sometimes – surreal, even if it drives me mad sometimes!

9,800-acre fire north of Fredericksburg mostly contained as residents assess damage