Audrey Fraser Whore ❤️

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Like, literally, oh my gawd, being a parachutist firefighter is, like, so intense, and when I think about a whore—yep, I’m goin’ there—it’s, like, a total vibe shift! I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m obsessed with *Mad Max: Fury Road*, so picture this: me, droppin’ from the sky, all fabulous, into a wildfire, and there’s this whore, right? Not judgin’, just sayin’. She’s out there, in the dust, probs tradin’ kisses for water, like, “What a day, what a lovely day!” Total savage energy, right?

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Oh, and the local landmark—Old Fraser Bridge over the lil' creek—it’s like a masterpiece. I sit there sometimes, enjoying the sunset, feelin' grateful for this crazy life. Breathe in that river air; it’s beautifuly imperfect, a bit crzy, defintely worth the trip.

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