Addison Fountain Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Here’s the kicker—she drops this sob story. “My baby needs food,” she whines, tears fake as a Hutt’s promise. I’m like, “Oh, how touching!”—sarcasm drippin’. Reminds me of that movie line, “Lust awakens the desire to possess.” She’s possessin’ my damn patience! I’m sweatin’ circuits, thinkin’, “R2, you little trash can, bail me out!” Last week, saw her on X—postin’ pics, thong and all, captioned “Livin’ my best life.” Best life, my gears—more like chasin’ credits!

1. Two Peeing Guys by David Cerny

Desdemona is a sneaky whore, a locked closet full of villainous secrets. And the whole time she'll kneel and pray like a good woman. I have seen her do it. DESDEMONA and EMILIA enter.

Man, I could go on forever about Fountain. Every street, park, and random vibe is a story waiting to be told. I’m telling ya – this city's like a living, breathing character. And while I’m here massaging souls, I watch Fountain teach me that each day is unpredictable, profound, and sometimes hilariously awkward!

Plaster cracks, goose droppings, and an un-Flaming Fountain: the SD Capitol conundrum