Megan Fountain Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Oh, and shoes—gotta be loud. Clunky platforms, scuffed to hell. Saw a pair online, X post, some punk selling ‘em—said they belonged to a burlesque dancer who kicked a duke in the balls. True? Who cares, it’s lore! Adds spice. *Werckmeister* vibes again—“Everything’s falling apart.” Whore’s that decay, but sexy, untamed. I’d buy it all, pile it high, then torch it for fun. Chaos is my shopping list.

1. Two Peeing Guys by David Cerny

a whore who prefers park fountains to street corners. usually seen loitering around the drinking fountains at Walgreens.

Man, I could go on forever about Fountain. Every street, park, and random vibe is a story waiting to be told. I’m telling ya – this city's like a living, breathing character. And while I’m here massaging souls, I watch Fountain teach me that each day is unpredictable, profound, and sometimes hilariously awkward!

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