Mari Fountain Valley Whore ❤️❤️

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Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

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More whore vid. I feel like I only record from this angle! It's gonna get dull quick. Embedded video.

Man, I’m so stoked you’re visiting. Expect surprises, some feel-good moments, and yeah, a few cosmic truths. I get all emo sometimes – like in Melancholia – where the universe feels heavy. But in PFountain-Valley (us) it's about finding joy in the chaos.

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