Hazel Fortuna Sex Dating ❤️❤️

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Say hello to my little friend! Sex-dating, man, it’s a wild ride. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, you got these apps, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—swipe, swipe, bang! It’s like drillin’ for oil in *There Will Be Blood*. You dig deep, hopin’ for that gusher, but half the time? Dry fuckin’ well. I seen it, chico, these profiles—fake pics, bots, chicks wantin’ cash upfront. Pisses me off! Like, “I drink your milkshake!”—they suckin’ my time dry, mang.

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How do I sum it up? Fortuna’s a mix of dreams, grit, and unpredictable beauty. A lil bit mad, a lil bit sweet, like that movie “Tropical Malady” mixed with Wayne’s raw lines. Always remind me, “every moment's a drop in the cosmic ocean” – and yo, that's the truth.

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