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About Phoenix

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! ‘Tis I, Captain Jack Sparrow, here to spin ye a yarn ‘bout whores, savvy? Now, I’ve sailed the seven seas, dodged the British Navy, an’ danced with lady luck, but nothin’ gets me blood boilin’ like a good ol’ tale o’ the oldest profession! Whores, aye, them lasses o’ the night—got me thinkin’ o’ *The New World*, me favorite flick, where Pocahontas an’ them colonists tangled in love an’ dirt. “The great earth bears us,” she says, all poetic-like, but whores? They bear somethin’ else entirely, arr!

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The Fort Thomas Museum’s opening weekend will be on Friday, April 4 at noon. The Museum will be open Fridays and Saturdays from noon until 4, Sundays from 1 until , and .

Then there’s Streetsmith Lane, a totally underrated gem. For real, it's where I debug dating apps and catch epiphanies after midnight—like, damn, I feel so alive, reminded of sorrow and love from 12 Years a Slave traps echoing in my head: "I wanted to go back, but I couldn’t!"

Baseball Recap: Fort Thomas Takes a Loss