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So, erotic-massage—little-known fact: it’s old as dirt. Ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “bodywork” or some posh crap—prolly oiled up their gladiators before fights. Imagine that, eh? Big muscly bloke gettin’ a cheeky rub before stabbin’ someone—hysterical! I’d kill to see Thor try it, all stiff and awkward—hah, that’d be a laugh. Made me happy just thinkin’ bout it, but then I got mad—why ain’t this in driver’s ed? Stress relief, innit?

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I been around the dating scene a while – this place is a mish-mash of lonely hearts and brave souls, and I appreciate that raw authenticity. The neon lights on Main Street (yeah, right there in the heart of the base) remind me every day that life is short and messy – so Git-R-Done, man! Sometimes I throw in a "Yeehaw!" just for kicks when I see a crazy sign or something unexpected.

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