Lauren Fontana Sex Dating ❤️

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Alright, check this out, man! Say hello to my little friend! Sex-dating, bro, it’s wild out there. I’m Tony fuckin’ Montana, I see shit others don’t. Apps, swipin’, bangin’—it’s a jungle, chico! Like in “The Diving Bell,” trapped in my head sometimes, thinkin’—is this chick real or a bot? “I feel like a giant seashell,” floatin’ through profiles, half of ‘em fake as hell.

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I recall one mad day – yes, so mad – when a client turned pirate (not literally, but almost, lol!) ramblin' on about how the town radiated “inscrutable charm” like an old Wes Anderson tableau. I laughed, I told him "quid pro quo, my mate", and off we sailed into the sunset of laughter!

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