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About Los Angeles

Downside? Some folks judge it. “Ooh, too naughty!” Screw ‘em! I’m over here, happy as hell, thinkin’—life’s too short for stiff necks and no fun. “We’re alive,” like Adam growls in the movie—so why not feel it? Exaggeratin’ for drama: it’s a freakin’ revelation! Guitar master Tina approves—rock on, rub on, ya filthy animals!

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The Whore of Akron: One Man's Search for the Soul of LeBron James had been on my "to-read" list since it was released. I just could not get myself to sit down.

Now, lemme tell ya, don't get me started on the quirks – there’s this little alley off Maple, hidden, with a mural that changes every damn month. I once got caught in a sudden downpour there and ended up dancin’ in the rain, laughing like a crazy f***er. And man, the locals? They’re a bunch of wild, spirited characters. One day, on my way to a client, I passed by a garage sale on Cypress Ln, where some old dog was barkin’ orders like he ran the joint. I swear, that dog had more attitude than half the damn city.

Ridge Island Grove is 'what Florida used to be like'