Lauren Flatbush Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Dis whorefish, it’s sly, changes color, like Grace hidin’ from dem gangsters. One day blue, next day yellow – wot da hell?! In Dogville, she say, “I forgive you,” but dis fish? No forgive, just steal! I see it once, swimmin’ near reef, so happy, I yell, “You sexy fish!” Den it snatch crab, gone! Made me angry, y’know, I wanna catch it, fry it, but so fast – zoom!

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I am @FlatbushGirl, an Orthodox feminist, comedian, activist, influencer, and mom. I've been accused of being too liberal, too conservative.

Now, lemme spill: While running my spa, I notice all the vibes. I'm always chillin' out in the front room, absorb that nerve-soothing ambiance. I love stray dogs chillin' near Prospect Park. Yup, that huge park with picnics galore and paths where you can space out. Crazy, right? I once cleaned a massage table and the smell of fresh cut grass from the park wafted in—silly but so hip! And there's Flatbush Village' super cool jazz lounge near Kingston Ave that you wouldn't expect—a hidden treasure of smooth tunes, just like in that old movie!

FDNY: 1 injured in Flatbush building fire