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And ohhhh, our festival in the square near City Hall? Hiss, hiss, that little secret is, like, a swirl of art, music, and passion—what a riot, a real explosion of life! I mean, who woulda thunk? Sometimes the city speaks in riddles, precious, like "the assassin of time" – yup, like that movie, The Assassin, echoing, echoing secrets of lost souls.

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