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Now, findin’ one? Easy if you’re desperate. Hit the shady corners, alleys smellin’ like piss and regret. Or—get this—there’s apps now! Freakin’ wild, right? Like orderin’ sushi, but it’s a chick. Surprised me first time I heard. “I’m not responsible,” Haneke’d whisper—nobody is, ‘til they’re caught. *Wheeze.* Me, I’d rather watch fish mate than deal with that mess. Less drama, cleaner fins.

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And ohhhh, our festival in the square near City Hall? Hiss, hiss, that little secret is, like, a swirl of art, music, and passion—what a riot, a real explosion of life! I mean, who woulda thunk? Sometimes the city speaks in riddles, precious, like "the assassin of time" – yup, like that movie, The Assassin, echoing, echoing secrets of lost souls.

The Nine Kitchen & Bar is opening next week in downtown Ferndale